About Me, Policies & Disclaimers

Welcome!

This blog has been a long time coming for me.  When I finished high school in 2006, I became fascinated by what my could make my body feel pleasure.  A few years later, after getting over my embarrassment, I purchased my first round of sex toys through the internet.  The rest, as they say, is history.  Since then I have acquired three large toy boxes full of wonderfully naughty toys as well as sensual materials like candles and oils.  All from varying sites mind you.

If you saw me on the street I'm probably the least suspecting person.  I love to cook and bake, I really like beauty related things, I'm really interested in photography, and most of the time I carry a well worn book around with me for reading.  However, I have a secret life.  (bum bum bum...dramatic reverb)  Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, I have a secret life and it's secret because my family would most likely look at me like they've never seen me before or tell me to go pound sand.  They're rather conservative when it comes to sex and all related material.  Oh, well.  I'm told that there's one black sheep in every family.

As well as having an extensive collection of sex toys and accompaniment, I also have a passion for makeup.  So much so that I had to purchase a five drawer tower that stands about 2 feet tall from Target just to keep it all managed.  As it is, I have no more room and it's still a war zone in every drawer.  I know that sites like EdenFantasys are now selling makeup products, so I can also review them and review the products I have that can enhance natural beauty - not cover it up!  If your a man, don't worry about the makeup segments.  Unless if you are interested because you currently wear, secretly wish to wear or want to get some nice makeup for your loved one, then be my guest and have a ball. 

About this blog:
This blog fills the need for information.  That's the plan anyway.  I'm sure unrelated material will pop up regularly, but the main focus is on sex toys and products that are associated.  I plan to review my stash that consists of over 50 pieces.  With that being said there is no guarantee that all my reviews will be positive.  I've come across many worthless items and I plan to share the truth as I know it.  Finding Cloud 9 should help you find those naughty little items that help you reach cloud 9.  All the way from finding the perfect toy, to tips and tricks, last minute beauty, safety and body care.  The point is that no one should feel ashamed of who they are, what they do, or who and what they like.  Finding Cloud 9 is meant to be a free place where there can be open discussions with open and closed minded people alike.

I do have a policy: Conversations, discussions, input, and suggestions are appreciated.  However, the moment there is slander, threats, attacking, bullying or anything that has a negative influence on Finding Cloud 9, participating readers or myself, I will put the kibosh on it.  I find it tiresome to have say it, but I will for the sake of clarity.  I will give ONE warning, and one warning only, to the person(s) causing the issue.  If there is any continuation by the perpetrator(s), I will block said person(s) from Finding Cloud 9.  No negotiations.  If you desire to say or do something disrespectful or harmful, don't bother contributing at all.  I find it to be bad form.  Does everyone understand?  If not, you can contact me and ask your questions and I will do my best to further explain what you don't understand.

Disclaimer: 
While some of these products where sent by the company or through a giveaway (sponsored or not sponsored by the company), I am not obligated to review or otherwise promote any products.  I am doing this for the benefit of the readers of Finding Cloud 9.  I strive to remain as accurate as possible in my reviews and information.  This means that I will not falsify any information in favor or against any product of company in slander.


Happy Loving,
Valentine

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