JimmyJane Form 2

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The JimmyJane Form 2 is a revolutionary toy.  For anyone who has tried a rabbit and found the shaft of the toy to be pleasing, but the ears to be severely lacking, this little power house makes up for all the useless ears.  The Form 2 is a multispeed, rechargeable, waterproof, quite, travel friendly go getter.  Made out of medical grade silicone so you can sterilize it in a boiling bath for 3 minutes, place it in the top rack of your dishwasher, or with soap and water.  This toy is perfect for solo or couples play.  The "ears" on this beast don't stop when they touch the body like most rabbits since each "ear" has it's own motor.  Each "ear" is flexible enough to get the perfect angle or you can pinch them together for added sensation.  The Form 2 comes in at 3 inches long and 1 7/8 inches in diameter at the wides part.  It's rather weighty, so don't drop it on your foot.

The Form 2 offers a wide verity of speeds and pulsations.  As you can see in the pictures there is a plus and minus button and a button that has a wave line.  It might not seem like this can offer that many variations, but it does.  The wave button cycles through the four patters and the plus and minus buttons increase or decrease the level of intensity by five levels.  You can remain on the same pattern and get five levels of intensity.  If the Form 2 doesn't make your toes curl then I want to know why because it gets me every time.  Another thing that gets me is that whatever pattern you level it on when you shut it off is the same one when you turn it on.  I love that feature.  Nothing is worse than having to remember what pattern is your favorite and having to cycle through every single one to figure it out; but since this vibrator only has four, it's not so difficult to remember.  To turn it on all you do is press the plus button and to turn it off you press the minus until is shuts off.  Now an awesome feature that most JimmyJane toys have is the travel shut off.  By holding down the wave and plus button together it locks the toy so that it wont be buzzing up a storm in your luggage.  To unlock all you have to do is hold down the wave and plus button and it will start right up.

Also, the creative genius' of JimmyJane made all their toys for full body contact.  Meaning that you can do just about anything imaginable with this toy and it should be fine.  On second thought, perhaps you should use some restraint and reason so you don't upset the integrity of the toy, but I find it to be a rather sturdy fellow.  I've dropped it on carpet and in the shower and it's never preformed less than when I first got it.  The "ears" are very durable and you should have no fears when using them.  Just don't make the "ears" do the splits or anything but you can use small movements to manipulate them.  It is meant for external stimulation only and it is perfect for stimulating the clitoris and surrounding area, to the nipples and the rest of the body.  You might also notice when you get your own Form 2 that there is a seam.  When you run your fingers over it you can feel it, but the moment you start to use it, you'll never know it's there.

When I won it from a JimmyJane facebook page giveaway and I could hardly wait to get it in my hands.  When I got the Form 2, I was so giddy.  I figured it had to be a good item because if you bought it out right from JimmyJane it was $145.  When I opened the box I found that I got the slate color (there is also a pink) and I was relieved.  While I do own pink toys, I would rather not because bright pink is my least favorite color.  Anyway, it comes with an instruction manual, the charging base, the charge cord and the Form 2.  If your like me, you'll find that over time the instructions get lost or thrown out.  So I'm going from memory on this part, but in time that's another thing that gets lost.

When I got the Form 2 out and everything set up, I found that there was no juice in the toy at all.  Sometimes there's still a little charge in them from manufacturing, but this one was d-e-a-d.  If that's the case (and you'll need to charge it anyway) all you need to do is place the toy in the charging base and plug it into an outlet.  That's it!  It might take a few times but when the connection is made for charging the light will be steady and not blinking.  If it keeps blinking, line up the wave button with the indent on the base.  The light should go solid.  For the first charge, keep it on the base for at least 2 hours.  After your first charge, you should have 7 hours (give or take) of play time.  Now here's how to know what kind of charge you have:

• 3 blinks - high charge
• 2 blinks - medium charge
• 1 blink - low charge
• 4 sluggish blinks - zero charge (meaning "charge me now!")

If you have the horrible timing and the battery starts dieing when your using it(and I have had this happen many, many times), the toy will shut itself off and blink 4 times.  I know that this is an orgasmic letdown from experience, so keep up of the charge so this doesn't happen to you.  Those 4 blinks will seem like they're mocking you if you don't.  Don't become a victim of zero charge!  Ah,before I forget to mention it, when you finish cleaning your toy, make sure to completely dry it off (with a lint free cloth to keep down on clingy fuzz) because if you put the toy directly into the base while it's still wet, it can corrode the charging connectors.  I've never heard of someone having that problem, but please don't become that person I giggle at because you didn't follow directions.

Another wonderful thing about the charging process is that since you put it in a charging base, you don't have to insert any plugs directly into the toy.  This is wonderful for those who keep up on the cleanliness of your toys.  By the way, you should never not clean your toys.  Ew.  That's beside the point.  What I'm trying to say is that it's nice not having a little opening to collect fluids that can possibly damage the toy.  Phew!  Also remember that since the Form 2 is made of silicone that you should use water based lubricants so that you don't damage the toy in the long run.

Since this toy is so fantastic, I really don't care about the noise level, but for you guys I'll give you a quick run down.  On any pattern on low you can barely hear it.  The higher you go on any pattern the noise level increased (naturally), but on some levels it can be louder than others.  I think that when it's on it's highest setting you can still hear if from under covers, but I'm not sure if you can hear it through a closed door.  It's not a high pitched buzz by any means, but you can conduct your own in home experiment should you get one. 

When it comes down to it, the Form 2 is by far my favorite toy.  You get the power of a large toy in the palm of your hand.

*Photos came from the JimmyJane website

JimmyJane Little Chroma

Around this time last year JimmyJane sponsored a giveaway on their Facebook page.  In the end I walked away with about $1000 worth of prizes.  That was because I stalked their Facebook page everyday from the time the contest started to the end of Christmas.  It was a very merry Christmas for me that year!

The first thing I won was the Little Chroma in red.  The Little Chroma is 5 1/4 inches long and has a diameter of 5/8 inches.  With the insertable length is 4 3/4 inches, you can get enough penetration to feel some good vibrations.  This baby is a waterproof, one speed, metal menace.  Just don't let it's size fool you!  All vibrations are almost completely silent and it comes with JimmyJane's patented replaceable motor and one complementary AA battery.  It's the perfect travel partner for anyone who is shy about traveling with sex toys and even for those who aren't shy.  JimmyJane has a three year limited warranty for those who register their toy through the JimmyJane website.  I strongly suggest registering your toys because anything can happen and it's better to be covered than not.  While this is what everyone wants (maybe), the price not so much.  At $125 you might find that the Little Chroma is not for you.  If you can manage to spare the money, you won't regret it.

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Now that I think I covered all the basics I'll get into how much I do and don't like the Little Chroma.  While it was free and I'm sure would have bought one for myself, the product is very, very basic.  I love that the body of the vibrator is made from metal.  This would be a great addition for anyone who loves temperature play.  If not, then you should know that like most metal objects that are kept near the body, the metal will heat up naturally or cool down naturally if kept away from the body.  To put it simply, there really isn't a way to escape the temperature difference, but you don't have to take it to extremes if you don't want to.  Another plus to the Little Chroma being that it's made of metal and that it can be completely sterilized by a quick boiling bath, 10% bleach solution, being on the top rack of the dishwasher, or washed with soap and water.  For any form of cleaning, remove the motor and battery.  However, I do dislike that the texture on the cap (you can see it in the picture above).  If you use or have a lot of lubricant (synthetic or natural), it can build up in the creases if the texture.  If all of the cleaning methods don't remove any of the build up, using a q-tip is the best way to get rid of it.  I know it's there to help you grip the cap and turn it more easily, but I find that when cleaning it's a nuisance  .Another plus I forgot to mention is that you can use water, oil or silicone based lubricants since the toy is made out of metal. 

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When it comes to the motor and battery, there is only one order in which they can go in.  This diagram is from the JimmyJane website where they sell the motors for $20.  The motor fits all of their cylindrical metal toys.  So if you have a Little Planetarium Eternity ($3,500), Little Steel ($325), or Ultimate Member Limited ($278) it fits just the same as it would in the Little Chroma.  The picture above clearly shows the order and the position in which the motor and battery are placed.  Now when the toy is not in use, you should have the motor and the battery out of the toy.  When you put them both back in to use it, be aware that there is no on/off switch.  When you screw the cap to the body of the toy is connects to the battery and motor, instantly causing vibrations.  If you are swift and sure, you can screw the cap on with minimal noise.  If your fumble a little, the vibrations make a rather loud noise before the cap is completely tight.  When the Little Chroma is complete with motor, battery and tightly screwed cap, there is light humming sound.  The rubber ring at the end of the cap makes the vibrator waterproof and I'm fairly certain it acts as a sound buffer, too.

As a side note, when ever you are finished with the Little Chroma and you remove the cap and open the housing to the air, you will smell an odd odor that you normally don't smell when using a sex toy.  It's a mechanical and slightly smoky smell, but don't worry!  The smell is from the motor working.  You also might find that when you remove the motor, that the motor is warm or ever so slightly hot to the touch.  Again don't worry.  This is a normal occurrence because it is a small working motor.  If you do find that it starts functioning out of the ordinary, contact JimmyJane and ask them if what you ear, smell or feel is normal.  If it comes down to it, buy a replacement motor.  Ultimately when a working part isn't doing what it's designed to do, you will have changes in vibrations and sound, so keep up on the integrity of your toy for your own sake.

Since sound is one of the #1 concerns when scouting out new toys, you will also be concerned about vibrations.  The Little Chroma is a once speed only with no twist dial.  The moment all the inner counterparts meet, it's starts vibrating.  The vibrations themselves are very strong and if you ever owned or heard a Sonicare toothbrush you'll get the idea of the pitch.  It's not very loud or high pitched, just enough to know that your using something that "hums".  Understand that the vibrations are stronger at the tip of the toy verses the end because the motor is placed at the tip.  If you want full on, strong vibrations, you can use the tip of the toy.  If you want something less direct, using the body of the toy give you a larger surface area.

I really do love this toy.  It's very versatile.  This can be used for normal penetration as well as g-spot stimulation.  Since the g-spot is only about three inches inside the body, the Little Chroma has not trouble reaching it.  It can be used for external stimulation like the clitoris or if your partner is blind folded you can use it to tickle their skin.  The Little Chroma is also small enough that you can use during sex.  As for anal sex, be careful.  There is no hold or flared base to keep this from disappearing inside the body.  There is a small drill hold on the cap that you can tread a catch string on, but if you're not confident using the Little Chroma for anal, don't do it.  Feel comfortable about what your doing because it makes you feel good and don't feel guilty if it's something you don't want. 

Since December 2010, JimmyJane has upped their game.  They have just recently added new products like chocolate, masturbation sleeves for men, lubes from Good Clean Love and Blossom Organics (I will review some Blossom products), condoms by Sir Richard, sexy undies, and media (movies and books).  They have also started carrying new pleasure sets for those who want more bang for their buck.  Since they are a luxury and premium sex toy company, the prices will be higher than that of other companies, but I think it is so worth it.

*Photos came from the JimmyJane website

To: Santa

Dear Santa,

I know this year has not been my year for glory or crowing achievements, but I know I have been nice as well as lucky.  I've won a lot of free goodies this year Santa and I thought that I would share what I thought about them to anyone who wants to read about it.  With that being said, I've been lucky with things that in the long run really doesn't matter.  Especially if your always alone.  Santa, if you could grant my wish, would you please give me a chance at real love?  I know I'm not asking for my normal gift of books, but this is something that I really want.

I never think you're too old to stop believing in the things you believed in when you were a kid.  I believe in love and I believe in you, but I won't stop believing in either if you can't make my Christmas wish come true.  If all you can do is try, I'll be happy with that.

Always,
Valentine

Holiday Comedy Hour

Hello everyone!

I'm sure that just like me the holidays are taking you by storm.  Prepping for Thanksgiving, Black Friday (if you're brave enough to try), and all the other days before Christmas kicked or are currently kicking some ass.  I'm totally whipped and so ready for things to settle into a nice, normal, zen like, non-threatening, non-holiday routine.  I can't wait to go shopping (leisure time) and not have a stalker follow me in the parking lot. 

This happens all the time during the holidays and 1 of 2 things happen.  #1 - you're on the way to your car, getting ready to leave and you have a car inches away from your heels trying to follow you to your car.  A fun way to mix things up is to "forget" where you parked you car.  Start crossing between rows and make a show on looking confused.  Another good way to just have some fun is to stop the car that's following you and ask if they've seen your car.  Give the discription of the most popular car make and model that's around you.  Recently my make believe car has been a Ford Flex or a Honda CR-V.  #2 - You see a person starting to pull out a parking space.  After a quick scan and finding the row empty of competing vehicles, you turn on your blinker and wait.  As you turn into the parking space another vehicle races toward you with killing intent.  I have, on a number of occasions, been afraid they would plow right through me to get in the parking space before me.  With the knowledge that you have secured your parking space, you go about your business of getting out of the car and walking.  Scary factor of the #2 reason for parking lot stalking.  The competing vehicle stalks you until they find an opening.  The opening is when you try to cross from one side of the parking row to the other.  This is when they race to intercept you and proceed to make a scene and look stupid.  I've been called all kind of things during the Holiday season and all of it taken with a grain of salt.  By yelling, I'm guessing, they try to prove a point that they saw the parking space first (clearly they need flashback glasses).  They will proceed to scream obscene phrases and names proving (at the very least) that they are creative.  Then they give the finger and tire squeal off into the sunset pissed and snorting fire.  My favorite thing to do is interrupt them in the middle of their long winded insult and wish them a Merry Christmas and tell them that I hope Santa can help cure their tourette's.  Gets them every time!

During this time of volatile human temperament, find the time to make fun of it all.  Even if it's at yourself.  It does wonders for the soul to make light of a usually ugly situation.

On another note, this Holiday season I plan to put up as many reviews as I can.  They are not going to be in any particular order, but if they do come sold in a kit or set the reviews will be consecutive until the kit or set is fully reviewed.  An example of this is when I review Shunga's Garden of Edo Organic Collection Set I will introduce them and then review them separately until the full set is complete.  Copacetic?  No disputes?  Wicked.  Moving on!

If there is anything that you do have questions about or I haven't come up with a review yet that you want to see, please contact me via email.  Some products I don't have, but I will do my best to accommodate any questions.  If I can't answer them I will have find other blogs, articles or videos that help answer your question.

As I'm sure your going to hear all through Christmas into New Years, have a Happy Holiday and a Merry Christmas.  More importantly, have fun! 

Valentine

Free Condoms?! Sounds Suspect...

Ok, it might sound a little weird and suspect and it might seem like it should boarder on the boundary of gross, but hear me out.

The company called Undercover Condoms sponsors any Friday of their choosing to giveaway free condoms or other items.  All you have to do is go to Free Condom Friday and follow their rules for entry.

Undercover Condoms is a great place that covers all your condoms needs by carrying top brands you trust.  They also sell condom compacts, dental dams, vibrators, lubricants, and so much more.  While their selection isn't as extensive as EdenFantasys, Babe Land, or My Pleasure it's still worth a look.

Free Condom Friday is a chance to win (what else?) free condoms.  This is an excellent way to try new items you normally wouldn't want to spend your money on.  Since it doesn't coast you anything to enter, what do you have to loose?  The only thing you need to supply is an email address so that they can contact you if you win.  They don't spam or email unless you join their mailing list.  You can also check them out on Facebook, Twitter, or their blog.  If on the rare occasion they do sponsor a giveaway that isn't condom related, they specify what is up for grabs.  For instance the first time I entered the contest they were giving away Blossom Organics samples of lube and arousal gel.  I was all to please to see the email saying a won one of the duel sample packs.

So this Friday, what are you going to do?

If you answered anything other than check out Free Condom Friday, then you're a dunce.  Seems silly not to try for something that's free.

Pink Swirl G

The Pink Swirl by S SA Glass is the perfect addition to any collection or for someone who's starting out.  This nice translucent pink dildo 7 1/2 inches long with an insertable length of 6 1/4 inches.  It has a diameter of 1 3/8 inches at the widest part and weighs 11 ounces.  This makes is rather weighty, but it has a nice feel to it.  When I purchased this it was on sale form $29.99 to $14.66.  I'm a woman who loves a deal and this is the price that I can handle.  Eden is always doing sales so you can scout out their site to see what is currently playing in the sales field.

When you get this through the mail, it comes with a holding pouch.  I love the idea, but once you get it you'll find that the pouch is a little lacking.  It's a very thin felt/velvet material that holds the dildo with room to spare; however, since this is a glass dildo you might find you want more protection than thin material.  It's a good idea to keep it since it does protect the dildo and it's also good if your traveling.

The material is made of Pyrex glass and is completely smooth and seamless.  With that being said, not every single one of them are the same.  When comparing mine to the picture on Eden, the one I have has a more mushroom shaped tip instead of a nice arrowed flare.  Since this is made out of Pyres glass you can sterilize it with no problem.  If you do boil or use the top tack of the dish washer, please be mindful of the temperature of the glass.  You can use any lube with Pyrex, but be warned that it can get a little slippery when there is a lot of excess lube.  So use caution and make sure you don't drop it on a hard surface. 

I find this dildo to be ascetically pleasing as well as physically pleasing.  Pink Swirl G has a slight curve that allows for easier access to the g-spot - just like the name implies.  One end is a sphere while the other end is an arrow/phallic shape.  In between them is the shaft that has and equally translucent pink swirl.  This isn't a drastically raised feature, but it is noticeable when inserted.  Like all textured toys, the texture won't hurt if you build up a rhythm and use enough lube.  Take your time and enjoy what the toy is made for.

My experience with the Pink Swirl G has been nothing but spectacular.  I love the feel of the raised swirl texture.  I also like that the more pointed end will catch lightly on my pubic bone when used at the right angle.  There are always more uses for glass dildos than what they are intentionally sold for.  Since both ends of the Pink Swirl taper nicely.  Anyone who likes anal will love this particular dildo.  While I'm sure it might seem intimidating to those who haven't tried anal or who are used to a more flared base, don't be afraid.  If you and/or your partner have control you have nothing to worry about.  Just use adequate lube and go at a pace that is comfortable to you.  This can also double as a massage aid.  You can place it in your palm and role it along someones back or use the rounded end to target muscle groups.  If anyone is familiar with JimmyJane (which I will also be reviewing) the Contour I is meant for the same function.  When the day comes that my Pink Swirl breaks, I will be devastated, but I have a feeling that I have enough toy to replace it or I can just buy it from Eden again.

Glass Ben Wa Balls

As a young woman pretty ignorant to anything sex toy related, I thought these were perfect for a beginner because they looked simple enough.  So, I purchased glass ben wa balls by Topco Sales from EdenFantasys for $11.99.  Inside the glass is a flower which made them look even more harmless.

For those of you who don't know, ben wa balls are meant for vaginal exercising or kegel exercising.  They're are multipurpose and are good for increasing orgasm control.  As for being multipurpose, they can be inserted when having sex or you can use them as a massage tool.  These ben wa balls came packaged in a velvet box that is to be used for their storage.  This keeps them from breaking and no one watch shattered glass all over the floor.

These balls wont cause any bodily harm because of their small size of 1 inch diameter.  They are made of a seamless Pyrex glass, so if you find a nick or crack in them before you even use them contact the vendor or Topco Sales for faulty products and don't use them.  Even after you've used them and you still find a chip please discontinue use.  Also, please use caution when using them (even though it's Pyrex) the glass can still break when dropped. 

These rant a 10 out of 10 on Eden since they can be sterilized and are made of a non-porous material.  I find this a MAJOR plus because I'm all about keeping things clean and tidy because I put these in my body and I don't want something that will cause infection or anything else unthinkable.  These can also be used with water or silicone base lubricants.

From my experience with these ben wa balls, wearing them during sex can get a little tricky.  While I'm sure the feel is rockin' for the men, as a woman you have to go in there after them when you're done.  While I know my body isn't a bottomless pit, it certainly feels like it when those little guys get pushed to the end of me.  With adequate lubrication they do fall right out, but sometimes they can get shy.   I've also found that these can be used for massages.  Place massage oil and balls in the palm of your hand and you have an instant massaging aid.  I've found that the box they come in is very sturdy and has held up very well over the years.

This is by far my most tame toy, but I think they are a must have.

First Review - Love Vibes Sweetheart

One of the first things I had ever purchased from EdenFantasys was a harmless sounding vibrator called Love vibes sweetheart - Traditional by California Exotics.  This small purchase was what started it all.

I paid $23.59 and the last time I looked (11/20/11) it was on sale for $17.69.  What woman doesn't love a sale!  For that price you get a long lasting, wild ride that doesn't ask questions or ruin the moment.

This red little beast is 8 1/2 inches long as has a diameter of 1 3/4 inches with an insertable length of 7 inches.  It's surface is smooth and seamless.  Inside the red jelly are silver glitter flecks that really appeal to the girly girl in me.  I though "oooo shiny" and the next thing I knew it was in my checkout cart.  On this vibrator there are 5 textured rings that have little heart nubs on them for added stimulation.  This super cutie has 10 vibrating patters.  Some are light flutters for those who like light sensation and some are deep hums that you can feel in your bones for those who want a wild ride.

On the bottom of the vibrator is the battery cap and the function buttons.  The sweetheart is a waterproof vibrator (thank god!) and takes 2 AA batteries.  If your unsure of the cap is on tight enough, and trust me you'll know the difference between tight and not tight, do a super quick submersion test.  If there is any water where it shouldn't be then you know to tighten it just a bit more.  After two times of putting in the batteries you won't need to worry ever again.  You'll be a Pro!  You just get the hang of it.  If everything checks out then proceed to have fun by using the function buttons!  There are only 2.  One turns the vibrator on and off while the other cycles through the 10 delicious patterns.

Now if your familiar with EdenFantasys this can be overlooked by you because you'll see it on the product page (just click the link).  For those of you that are unaware, Eden has a safety scale and this product rates 2 out of 10.  Don't be alarmed!  This rating is based on the material the product is made out of and since this is a jelly it does rank low.  Meaning this might not want to be a toy you share with others.  Here are also a few tips for taking care of a jelly product:

• You can't boil them like silicone toys.  That's why the rating is so low.  There is no real way to completely sanitize them.
• To clean, use a toy cleaner or a very mild soap and rinse with water.  Using anything too harsh may cause the toy to break down and we don't want that.
• If you do find that you want to share this toy, use a condom to protect the toy and to protect you.
• You can use both water and silicone based lubricants.

From my experience, this vibrator is good to a girl.  You get the depth during penetration and you can also get pressure on the g-spot if you get the right angle.  I've never found it to be very loud and I did an experiment to figure it out.  When the vibrator was under the covers you could hear it slightly.  When I shut the door the sound was not existent.  Another thing I liked about the sweetheart was the fact that it had the 5 rings for texture.  I'm not opposed to a little rough love so this works out well, but if you find that too much texture hurts you then take a closer look at the pictures Eden provides and judge for yourself.  However, there are some cons.

One being the function buttons.  I know from experience that when your really getting into what a vibrator can offer you and you forget that your family has keys to the house.  Things can get a bit dicey.  Since both the on/off and cycle buttons are so close, you never really know what one is which.  I had a 50/50 chance of getting it right and I failed.  Epically.  Instead of pushing the off button, I pushed the cycle button to the highest pattern and got some strange looks when I rushed out of my room to meet my family.  In a dead silent house it was hard to miss.  Another con is that if you forget to take out the batteries and decide to travel with it, there is no function locking mechanism.  If it goes off your suitcase or duffel it will be buzzing up a storm and the batteries will be wasted.

Overall, this red sweetheart melts my heart every time I use it.  I would highly suggest checking it out if any of the above interested you at all.